edward's face went as white as snow.His hands curved into claws.Totally egotistical and indifferent, Rosalie twisted in her chair so that her back was to him. He leaned forward shifting into a crouch.Allow me, I suggested.He paused, raising one eyebrow.Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie's head so hard that-with an earsplitting bang - it smashed flat before it riocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs.Bella twitched but didn't wake up."Dumb blonde,"I muttered.Rosalie turned her head slowly and her eyes were blazing."You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair"That did it.I busted up. I pulled away from Bella so that I wouldn't shake her, and laughed so hard that tears ran down my face.From behind the couch, I heard Alice's tinkling laugh join in.I wondered why Rosalie didn't spring. I sort of expected it. But then i realized thta my laughing had woken Bella up, though she slept throught the real noise."What's so funny?" she mumbled."I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again."I'm not going to forget this, dog" Rosalie hissed."S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory."I countered."Just blow in her ear.""Get some new jokes," she snapped.