signs that YOU(yes, you.) will face a "LUCY SYMPTOM"

1. mood swings. (aka, like laugh, cry, and act normal, and her mood swings change in evry 20 seconds)
2. has a detest against "the dude" (she'll probably hate me more, since i gave choki choki to her which is from him and i just told her so tomorrow she's gonna snap and slap me.)
3. low self esteem (EVERYONE SHOULD STOP THIS! I REPEAT THIS WOULD PROBABLY RUIN YOUR LIFE IF YOU STILL HAVE THIS SYMPTOM!)

signs that you will face a "HAZIM SYMPTOM"

1. annoys you like shit until you cannot take it anymore (even though he didn't mean to annoy you, you'll still think he's annoying.)
2. and if you tell him if he is annoying, he'll get really sad and ask everyone he is annoying or not. and then he said he decides to "change" even his name.but he's still the same.
3. he gives you sweets. but always the same type of sweet. and if you throw the sweet wrapper at him, he'll throw away for you.(actually only for me. AHHA)

signs that YOU will face an "aainaa symptom"

1. is super quiet in school. to the verge like until you talk to her then she talk to you. but she's not an outsider, she's an insider all right.
2. is super sarcastic and sometimes makes joke that is really funny. but also quite insulting.

signs that YOU will face an "ah liang symptom"

1. when you fail in a subject especially in maths which he is good at, he will be very very disappointed, like a brother.
2. honest.
3. funny weird accent. (if you face this, you can ask your doctor if this is from genes, if not, do not panic, you would not die.)

signs that YOU will face an "ah seng symptom"

1. funny person. (like today he insulted bm teacher, he say in chinese so i understand lah. he said tht the teacher so old, and the older she get, the smaller her handwriting)
2. obsession of yo-yos. (do not worry, this symptom maybe a problem to you, but fortunately, the yo-yo would not call the police if you stalk your yo-yos.)

signs you will face a "crystal symptom"

1. chinese name same as real name. (some of you maybe really sad, because you want different name for yourself, but you cannot blame yourself, you should ask your parents why they named you the same name.)
2. clumsy. (those having this symtpom should be very lucky, because if they do something wrong, we can laugh at them, also they entertain us when they don't mean too. but if they tell a real joke, you'll give the "idiot look")
3. random. (do not panic if you have this symptom. you maybe lucky that you have it and others don't.)

signs that YOU will face a "hufailin symptom"

1. over-confident. (you may think you can score really good in a test, and if you got what you expected you will show off[next symptom will get to that later])
2. show off. (he get what he wants, he show off, doesn't go complain to teacher even though he deserved his marks)
3. looks down on you (he thinks your a pest, and think he is the king of the world. also fortunately, he doesn't scold back when teacher scold him, he curls up in a ball and keep quiet. if you face this symptom please heal this as soon as possible, take accurate medications)