I'm steffy, or commonly known as stef nickname short for STEFANIE. (i don't like being called other than that because its annoying)
i am self-centered, and i love attention. i wear glasses, and i look like a nerd. i think i'm pretty sometimes and i love compliments.
i like a lot of crap. like seriously. i love reading, to be specific love stories, or any books by james patterson, meg cabot, sophie kinsella and hailey abbott.
i don't dig fantasy books, except twilight (typical), and guess what? i'm team jacob, no not because of his body. hah.
i hate stupid people. people who ask me stupid questions. and annoying people. anyone except my sister, because she's always been annoying since birth but i still love her.
i hate insects, ANY. and i hate smelly things and i hate people who insult me except myself, because those people should just go to hell.
i have friends who love me, and i love them dearly. my family are my most precious people in the wholewide world, and i adore celebrities like vanessa hudgens, taylor launter,
chace crawford, blake lively and MANY more.
An attractive couple, late twenties, sit on the couch in front of a burning fire. The setting is romantic. He gets up and paces nervously, taking a swig from his bottle of beer.
HIM
There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
She expectantly puts down her wineglass and checks her lips are appropriately glossed for the big moment.
HER
We can talk about anything. That's why we're so perfect together.
He paces in front of her, searching for the right words.
HIM
It's just that....we've been together for a while now. And I always have a great time with you...
HER
I know, its like we were made for each other!
HIM
Your a really special person, and someday you'll make the perfect wife...
HER
(excitedly) Yes???
He squats down in front of her and grabs both of her hands. She can't hardly believe its about to happen...
HIM
.... Just not for me. I think we should see other people...
She clearly didn't hear him, as she interrupts him.
HER
I'd love to! (realizing) Wait - what did you just ask me?
HIM
(relieved) Really? That's great! I thought you were going to get really upset. I've been trying to figure out what to tell you for weeks.
She gets up and walks to the kitchen and starts pulling open all the drawers.
HIM
What are you looking for?
HER
Something to hit you with.
SHIITTT MAN, I LOVE THIS BOOK!
"once upon a time, far away land you were a queen, now you're just a loser who will never fit in."
-georgina sparks, gossip girl.
